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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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soflasol:

I live across this very bay.
& although my view isn’t as grandiose, I’m as rich as the owner of this villa.

It’s all about perspective after all.


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